MADAME REGULATION
The undead bureaucracy. Strangles every block in red tape, freezes wallets by decree, and dreams of a CBDC leash. Innovation? Denied — see form 27-B.
THREAT Red tape
BITCOINIA
- Free forever
- No signup — no wallet
- 50 levels
- Any browser, any device
- 235 runs logged
- 21 stackers ranked
◆ THE LORE ◆
Every block, more sats hit the floor — and three enemies of sound money want them gone. Out-stack the regulator, out-last the permabear, out-smart the shitcoiner. Stay humble, stack sats, go number go up.
⚡ Official break policy: keep playing until Bitcoin prints a new all-time high. Might be tonight, might be next halving — either way, stay humble and stack sats.
How it works
Insert Sats
Hit Play. The cabinet boots straight into level 1 — no signup wall.
Push & Stack
Shove ledger blocks, collect every sat on the board, dodge the fiat goons.
Climb the Board
Fewer steps = higher rank. Submit your run and challenge the world.
👑 Record:
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YOU: # · Steps
You're #1 👑 steps from #1 · to pass
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levels to climb → to pass
| # | Handle | Levels | Steps | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris_nun | 48 | 8189 | |
| #2 | manicpape | 31 | 2923 | |
| #3 | Sebastian1 | 16 | 1064 | |
| #4 | FreshiFresh | 16 | 1760 | |
| #5 | DrMob | 16 | 2002 | |
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Enemies of sound money
Three bosses stand between you and a clean stack. Know your enemy.
BARON DE BULLSCHIFF
The gold-hoarding boomer aristocrat. "Real money shines!" He hurls bullion bars and has called Bitcoin's top since block 1 — wrong every cycle, but the monocle stays on.
THREAT Gold FUD
SHILLY McFORK
The serial shitcoiner. Forks anything that moves, premines the rest, and shills the next 1000x. Infinite roadmaps, zero use-case, guaranteed rug.
THREAT Shitcoinery
Ready to stack?
Boot the cabinet and start your climb. Fewer steps, higher rank — the board is waiting.
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