How to Play

Controls

• ↑↓←→ Move (arrow keys)
• WASD Move (WASD)
• 📱 Touch joystick on mobile / tablet

Every move counts as one step. Plan your pushes.

Rules

1. Push ledger blocks into place — you can push, never pull.
2. Collect all sats on the board to clear the level.
3. Avoid the fiat goons. Touch one and the run ends.
4. Fewer steps = better. Efficiency is the whole game.

Scoring

Your leaderboard standing is driven by total steps across the levels you complete. Lower is better. Two players who clear the same levels are ranked by who did it in fewer steps.

Every run is server-validated against a seeded simulation to keep the board honest — so a clean, efficient run is the only way up.

FAQ

How do you play Bitcoinia?

You play THE HODLER. Push ledger blocks around the board, collect every sat to clear the level, and avoid the fiat goons. Clear a level in as few steps as possible to rank higher.

What are the controls?

Use the arrow keys or WASD to move on desktop. On touch devices, use the on-screen joystick. Each move is one step.

How is my score calculated?

Lower is better. Your rank is based on total steps across the levels you complete — fewer steps means a higher rank. You must collect all sats on a level to clear it.

Is Bitcoinia free?

Yes. Bitcoinia is free to play in your browser. No wallet, no signup, no purchase required.

Is there a prize?

No money, no payout — just glory. The reward is climbing the global leaderboard and taking the top spot. Every run is anti-cheat verified to keep the board honest.